Newspeak

I recently sent an email to my business partner.  It was a reminder to use this new application to keep track of new business contacts.  That way he wouldn’t have to ask me about them in person.  He responded with the following:

THX1138: “Gone is the time you have to ask me for client updates.”

Citizen 0003:  I’ll be sure to submit any question or communication, Stories or Discussion to you through Highrise or Facebook.  What exactly are we allowed to talk about in person?  And what things are forbidden?  Must any interpersonal discussion only be allowed through comments? Do we need to have an online meeting to discuss this?  Has the new “Read My Emotions Usually Communicated Through Body Language Instead Through Online Communication Thereby Eliminating Human Contact” (R.M.E.U.C.T.B.L.I.T.O.C.T.E.H.C.) feature been made available yet for a better transfer of emotional body language through Highrise?

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3 Responses to “Newspeak”

  1. David Lenehan

    Justin:
    Dude, this is an awesome site you have.

    David Lenehan

  2. brian miller

    lol. amazing the people in our lives that the only contact they have with us is in the virtual world…know that may be a bit off topic, but its what came to mind. smiles.

  3. Justin

    @david thank you.

    @brian it is amzing – and then when we finally see them in person, we don’t know what to say.

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